1. Stock Exchange Prank on Live TV

Watch real close at the beginning of the video, a trader walks by with a paper dick taped to his back. He then walks back in front of the reporter, and hilarity ensues.

2. Rollerblader almost breaks his Elbow

I love how this dudes friend just keeps laughing instead of helping him. what a dick.

ahhhh id prolly do the same thing. :P

3. Dick Shaped Hotel Sign

4. Duck with a Dick

5. Pussy Sucking

6. OHHH LORDS!

When Tracy Lords was sucking and fucking her way to the bottom life was free and easy. Then one day the bottom fell out and she was left wondering what the fudge she was going to do with her life. Thankfully, she realized she was a versatile woman of extraordinary talents; that could be fully realized with a bit of courage. Thus a series of legitimate exercise tapes which remind us nothing of her past as a porn star. Kudos Traci.
I recommend watching the clip twice. Once for the fitness tips and the other for the tips on home décor.

7. Lady pisses off people in the park with her attack dogs

WHAT IF YOUR DOG ATTACKED A CHILD, wah, what a dick

8. Sucking down the clouds

That's one amazing storm!

9. Sucking on the donkey beer bong

Gulp that four legged goodness out of that long hose

10. Are You a Private Dick?

Are you man enough to go the distance? Able to help out a pretty lady in distress and calm her nerves with your private dick skillz? If you've got a big weapon then you might just be the man for the job as long as you've got the right ammunition!

11. Sucking from the wine box

The best costume ever?

12. Church statue depicts something that all guys can appreciate

See, even back then gobbling down a dick was something that women loved to do!

13. Dick shrine

Girls just can't get enough of the cock

14. Opie and Anthony LIVE in Philadelphia: Sucking A Shim's Foot

During the Opie and Anthony Show's first day at WYSP studios, they meet Mikaela the transsexual, who allows a lucky listener to suck on her formerly-male feet.

15. Insane dude trains his dick to hold immense amounts of weight

It's like going to the gym, but for your cock.

16. Ted Nugent is a big dick on stage

Don't wanna piss of the crowd, they'll mess you up

17. One dangerous urinal

Piss the wrong way, and your dick will get chopped off

18. Idiot of the year

Guy wraps his dick in tin foil...and sticks it into an outlet...

19. Rich chick shows off her monies

Bet she got that cash by sucking c*#@

20. Harry Potter and the Dick in a Box

Never thought the series would go out like this